- I shall worship Mr. Gaylord for he is the God of Gods

- I shall worship Ryan Wixted for he is God

- I shall worship Adam Mommand for he is God

- I shall worship Casey Wixted for he is God's Right Hand Man

- I shall worship Stephen Pang for he is God's Left Hand Man

- I shall not go to bed before 3 AM

- I shall not take out my anger in fights, but in owning thy opponent in games

- I shall worship Easy Mac for it is by far the tastiest and easiest to make food in all the land

- I shall respect the owners of the house at which the LAN Party is held